Scared of the Economy...hold a Job Summit.

It sounds fancier if you call it a job summit, than getting everyone on your side together and holding a job fair. Like the ones in your high school auditorium. Apparently, two days after sending a sizable deployment of troops unbecoming of a peace prize laureate, he apparently has a flash of inspiration that the voters don't really care as much about his predecessors middle eastern military quagmire as the considerable challenge of coming up with a serviceable excuse why daddy's loss of his job has inexplicably considered with Santa forgetting where their house is. My point is, why not build a bunch of new roads and infrastructure projects? If were going spend all this money we might as well improve our roadways, power grid, and harbors. It may not make immediate jobs, but it will make the country better. I also believe that Geithner looks like a Romulan.

Pic 1: Geithner

Pic 2: A Romulan